The Last Voyages: IC Inbox

[worthallthis]

There is no voice message here. Better hope you got the right box.

Comments

[betacuck]

Hey, jerking it is an insanely normal thing to do even if you're macking on a dude. I masturbate like three times a day. It's not a big deal.

Raylan wanted to know but he was too shy to actually ask you.

[worthallthis]

[One, B is going to punch Raylan. Gently, probably. But still.

Two, that is more than B ever did even before HYDRA. That's more than when he was sixteen. What kind of fucking sex drive does this guy have?]

I am lucky if I can get it up for my guy twice a week pal. I was on a lot of drugs for a long time

[And trauma. He has trauma. It's a symptom of C/PTSD, too. And it never bothered him until he got together with Steve.]

[betacuck]

[ Wouldn’t be the first time, barge or otherwise that Roman’s weird, high laugh or inappropriate topics of discussion have had him punched. And yet he still hasn’t quite learned his lesson. He’s honestly surprised the other’s deigning him with an answer, and it shows, brows climbing high, delighted grin slipping across previously dry, deadpanning features. ]

Heroin’ll really do a number on your libido, that’s true.

[ Just straight up assuming. ]

[worthallthis]

More clinical than that, man. I was on a whole goddamn pharmacy when HYDRA was running me as their wind-up assassin. Some of them were pretty explicitly to keep me docile in every way.

[betacuck]

What the fuck is a HYDRA? [ Important things first. ]

[worthallthis]

Secret organization within a handful of governments in the world who wanted to take over. I don't actually know what it stands for, nobody ever actually told me, but I'm pretty sure it's supposed to stand for something.