[He doesn't really know what he was expecting, but the board makes sense-- it's a "board game", after all-- and he supposes the little people are the... badasses?
He glances over her way at her statement. That... sure does sound familiar, doesn't it.]
Everyone keeps telling me that's what I'm supposed to do. It kind of freaks me out, too.
[Of course, he is demonstrably human (well, mostly), so it might be a little different for him.]
[Gortys actually looks relieved to hear that another person is going through the same stuff]
Right?? Oh gosh. Everyone's always telling me that I'm a defective robot or that I should think for myself all the time.
[she starts to set up the pieces. The rule book is dug out; all 300 pages of it]
Some people wanna fight me because they think I'm a 'deviant' and some people wanna hurt me just to make me disobey my programming and hurt them. It's really confusing!
Just, y'know. Some people here. But I have friends now and they explained those people and why they think like that.
Oh, which one of the badasses do you wanna be? There's the Siren, and the Assassin, and the Hunter, and the Soldier, and the Mecromancer, and the Berserker.
Okay. So here's how you play. Because we've only got the two people, I'm going to be the dungeon master. That's the person who tells all the other players....player where to go. I also play all the monsters. Rawr!
[she says, holding up her hands for the effect]
And that makes you the campaigner. You get to decide whether you're going to save damsels or fight monsters or kill wizards or something.
["Rawr". Jesus, it shouldn't be allowed for a robot to be that cute. He may actually be smiling a little bit. It doesn't last long, though, because he's looking over the board and pieces now.]
What's a damsel.
[He can work out "monster", and he's heard "wizard" on the network a time or two. But damsel is new.]
[That's going to make this take a lot longer than it could. He looks over the board, looking for some kind of clue as to what he should be doing. It's all pretty alien to him.]
I guess. Save the damsel?
[Since they were just talking about it. And the Asset is not known for saving things, so he might as well try something... new. Ish. In a game.]
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He glances over her way at her statement. That... sure does sound familiar, doesn't it.]
Everyone keeps telling me that's what I'm supposed to do. It kind of freaks me out, too.
[Of course, he is demonstrably human (well, mostly), so it might be a little different for him.]
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Right?? Oh gosh. Everyone's always telling me that I'm a defective robot or that I should think for myself all the time.
[she starts to set up the pieces. The rule book is dug out; all 300 pages of it]
Some people wanna fight me because they think I'm a 'deviant' and some people wanna hurt me just to make me disobey my programming and hurt them. It's really confusing!
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Who wants to hurt you. To make you hurt them.
[He's kind of ignoring the game, even as she sets it up, because that cause some really unpleasant echoes.]
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Just, y'know. Some people here. But I have friends now and they explained those people and why they think like that.
Oh, which one of the badasses do you wanna be? There's the Siren, and the Assassin, and the Hunter, and the Soldier, and the Mecromancer, and the Berserker.
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Soldier.
[A pause, chewing on the inside of his cheek, then he says,]
As long as you're okay. If you don't want to hurt people nobody should try to make you.
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[she sets up the Soldier piece in front of Bucky and then begins arranging the board properly for a mini-campaign]
Yeah. I'm good, really. There were a few close calls but so far so good!
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Close calls aren't great. Nobody had better try again.
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[she starts to sort through the rule book]
Okay. So here's how you play. Because we've only got the two people, I'm going to be the dungeon master. That's the person who tells all the other players....player where to go. I also play all the monsters. Rawr!
[she says, holding up her hands for the effect]
And that makes you the campaigner. You get to decide whether you're going to save damsels or fight monsters or kill wizards or something.
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What's a damsel.
[He can work out "monster", and he's heard "wizard" on the network a time or two. But damsel is new.]
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What would you do?
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I guess. Save the damsel?
[Since they were just talking about it. And the Asset is not known for saving things, so he might as well try something... new. Ish. In a game.]
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[Gortys consults her rulebook]
Okay. The book says you have to roll to decide on your character stats.