"It was great," Steve counters, because okay, it had been dumb and embarrassing, but Steve gets B things like plates with dumb food puns or paintings of cakes, so it fits right in, really. Besides, there's the origami dog and the song and the jacket and that first kiss, so B is definitely miles - light-years - ahead in the gifts department.

Except, "I - uh. No, I - wait, does it work?"

The shirts, he means.