"Sora would dance with you. He'd have to bash someone over the head with his keyblade thing though, or stab them, since I haven't taught him how to use a gun." And they will not. Sora with a gun sounds horrific. Even if Sora would consent learning to something quite that loud and deadly, it just doesn't fit at all.

They do pause, and add mock-thoughtfully, "I'm better at those things, though. And the cocoa. I guess this model isn't too bad."