[(It looks like an animal puked on our shirt. Sergeant, it's not that bad. Yes. Yes, it is.) They suppress a twitch at the touch to their hair, because Aziraphale did the right thing in telegraphing it so clearly before actually touching, but the need is more out of surprise than anything else, because that's-- not too terrible, actually. Hands in the hair is not a thing handlers or technicians really did much of, and when they did, it wasn't for anything worse than roughly detangling.

Surprising knowledge. Touch that isn't awful. Better Christmas gift than the sweater-vest thing, and the bottle of whatever the hell aftershave is.]

I should get you yours. It's not one of these, though.